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"No sword can protect a king from a knife in the back."
- Sir Appleton, 1233 B.C.
"Whenever I need to get home, I just hold on to my wood and let it fly."
- Shortstop Q. M. Sandy, 1956 B.C.
"Chores are the infinitely repeating tasks that no one wants to do, sadly, this knowledge does not exclude me from doing them."
- Fredrick Childe, 1890 B.C.
"Sand gets into everything... EVERYTHING. That's why I want to be sand."
- Franny Drillar, 1955 B.C.
"Stranger danger is only a concern if you don't like adventure."
- Bill H. Rady, 1967 B.C.
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