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"The world is round as a reminder that the further you run, them more likely you are to end up where you began."
- Prof. Harrold Fluffenbahm, 1920 B.C.
"Power comes from within, but so does poop, so what does that say about power?"
- Ken Bwhan, 2003 B.C.
"My darkest hour probably occurred in the womb."
- Dr. Joel Trigger, 1820 B.C.
"I love it when he makes a fire. It's the only time he's willing to take care of his own wood."
- Penelope Pearson, 1970 B.C.
"Circle the wagons, that way, the fire won't spread!"
- General Smithen, 1821 B.C.
"A reachable goal is a goal that was not set high enough."
- Project Manager Mike Smith, 2013 B.C.
"I only know of one filling for a pie, and you yelled at me the last time I made it."
- Chuck Handler, 1997 B.C.
"I hate decompressing at work."
- Astronaut J. Criton, 2009 B.C.
"One can never truly stand still, until they stand in absolute zero."
- Herman Feeler, 1981 B.C.
"Birds of a feather are obviously the same bird."
- Sammy, 1982 B.C.
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