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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Monday's quote
"The earth holds many secrets, like, how did it get so bloody hard?"
- Gymnist Yvollie, 1990 B.C.

Tuesday's quote
"We train for war and pray for peace. If peace is what we want, isn't that what we should train for?"
- M. I. Pephi, 1966 B.C.

Wednesday's quote
"Everyone's a stranger until you meet them, then they become friends."
- Hobo Joe, 1938 B.C.

Thursday's quote
"Let me just reach into your bush so I can pull out the problem."
- Jon San (Pest Control), 2003 B.C.

Friday's quote
"Kiss my cleanest part!"
- TMI Insults, 2008 B.C.

Saturday's quote
"If you ever think someone is incapable of trusting another, look in their wallet and see if they have cash, credit, or diamonds."
- Paul Millander Sr., 1976 B.C.

Sunday's quote
"A song for the ages? You mean big band stuff?"
- My Life In The Band, 1994 B.C.

Monday's quote
"Anything unfamiliar can become familiar given time."
- Explorer Je'valt, 1500 B.C.

Tuesday's quote
"Forgiveness comes from the heart, unfortunately for them, I have a pacemaker."
- Leo Fuller Sr. III, 2009 B.C.

Wednesday's quote
"We use games to escape, but what is so terrible in this world that we must escape it?"
- Trent Yung IV, 2003 B.C.

Thursday's quote
"A sandy beach is just the beginning place of adventure."
- Capt. J. J. Hawk, 1602 B.C.

Friday's quote
"I'll tell you again, keep your pants on, there's no such thing and a mid day moonlit stroll."
- Molly B. Motto, 2010 B.C.

Saturday's quote
"A good photo's worth a thousand word, and a million quiet moments."
- Pam Y. Rosel, 2003 B.C.

Sunday's quote
"Due to waste at a molecular level, one can always eat their pie and have it too."
- Dawn Newday Phd., 2010 B.C.

Monday's quote
"We build a world to keep us safe from the world that came before."
- Jack Hammer, 1921 B.C.

Tuesday's quote
"No unexplored path is boring."
- Milly VanIlly, 2000 B.C.

Wednesday's quote
"Perfection is relative and therefore can never be achieved."
- Hank B. East, 1963 B.C.

Thursday's quote
"You can't find something you haven't already lost."
- Detective Yourshur, 1967 B.C.

Friday's quote
"The best part about being an innovator, is that you only have to get it kind of right, the imitators will perfect it."
- Thomas Skart, 2004 B.C.

Saturday's quote
"Nurture only takes precedence if the surrounding nature isn't too oppressive."
- Mau Ling, 1877 B.C.

Sunday's quote
"Don't wave a flag, it makes it too easy for them to know what side you're on."
- Covert VS Overt, 2010 B.C.

Monday's quote
"You can't suck the life out of someone, unless life starts at conception."
- Father Dully, 1996 B.C.

Tuesday's quote
"I'll keep working it 'till someth'n comes."
- Farmer J. Farmer, 1919 B.C.

Wednesday's quote
"They say that power comes from control over others, but truly, it comes from a generator."
- Lucy Meena, 1934 B.C.

Thursday's quote
"Oh those Italians and their sausage, I just want to keep sucking it down."
- Gertrude Sassy, 2003 B.C.

Friday's quote
"A hard life is a blue life, unless you get some release."
- Brett Y. Rose, 1988 B.C.

Saturday's quote
"Drugs enhance the senses in ways that confuse the mind."
- Jaq K. Wak, 1966 B.C.


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House on Halloween Hill Part 14 of 23
2015-01-05
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: House on Halloween Hill Part 14 of 23 
Dialog: 
The more the merrier, but it gets so hot in here. 
 
Panel 1 
Wackelpeter: Hmmmm.. none of you are married I see, so, Jase and Jacob, you can share this room.  Cassandra and Hope, you can take the next one down. 
Jacob: Trade you. 
Panel 2 
Wackelpeter: Samantha and Mandy, you can take the one across the hall here. 
Samantha and Mandy: HELL YEAH! 
Panel 3 
Wackelpeter: Now THAT'S the spirit girls. 
Panel 4 
Wackelpeter: And that just leaves you two. I guess Samuel can take the one down the hall there, and Jane, you might have to bunk with Samantha and Mandy. 
Panel 5 
Samantha and Mandy: Awwwwww. 
Wackelpeter: I know it'll be tight, but it'll be fine if you just cozy up a little, maybe play a game or two to pass the time. 
Panel 8 
Samantha: I guess we can find a tight spot for her to fit in.


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comic search terms: House on Halloween Hill Part 14 of 23
comic dialog: The more the merrier, but it gets so hot in here.

Panel 1
Wackelpeter: Hmmmm.. none of you are married I see, so, Jase and Jacob, you can share this room. Cassandra and Hope, you can take the next one down.
Jacob: Trade you.
Panel 2
Wackelpeter: Samantha and Mandy, you can take the one across the hall here.
Samantha and Mandy: HELL YEAH!
Panel 3
Wackelpeter: Now THAT'S the spirit girls.
Panel 4
Wackelpeter: And that just leaves you two. I guess Samuel can take the one down the hall there, and Jane, you might have to bunk with Samantha and Mandy.
Panel 5
Samantha and Mandy: Awwwwww.
Wackelpeter: I know it'll be tight, but it'll be fine if you just cozy up a little, maybe play a game or two to pass the time.
Panel 8
Samantha: I guess we can find a tight spot for her to fit in.
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Thanks for the fish
Gary
You have to enjoy the few times that old school mentality pays off in your favor. I know Samantha and Mandy did.

So, yeah. It's been a long time since I last posted a comic, and this one isn't even in color, but it has wet t-shirts (for those that like to look at guys, sorry the guys weren't the source of the joke this time), so there's that going for it. Even without color, this comic took me about two days to actually do, probably because I'm one month out of practice. It's probably also indicative of my lack of joy in doing the comic, also a reason I'm stopping. The comic isn't my day job, it's a hobby, and it's one that's eating up too much time. I used to really enjoy doing this comic. I would hit patches of "eh" with it, but for the most part, I enjoyed it.

Sadly, that passion has come to an end. I'll finish out this Halloween comic, which has stretched on too long, and I'll finish up the moving story arc. After that, The comic will basically be done.

This is the last year of the comic, and it may not stretch the whole year. Since it is the last year, updates will be irregular. If you want, you can send me an email and ask me to keep you informed when a new comic comes out, and I'll try to do that. I'll send you a reply email when I get yours, so you can make sure I'm not falling into spam, then if you want me to stop, just email me again. Other ways to keep up to date, is to regularly check the site, or follow the RSS feed below.

I want to thank those of you who read the comic, have taken place in the various contest I've run, and most especially, those of you who have been reading since the beginning and have supported me through it all. I had a lot of fun with this comic, and I've learned a lot while doing it. I'll make at least one more Wizard World (aka Chicago Comic Con) appearance before the comic is done. I'll try and bring some of all the things I've had at previous shows, and I'll probably be giving a lot of it away for free.

My ending this comic doesn't mean that I'm going to stop doing comics. I'm planning on doing a new sci-fi comic, hopefully in 2017. It won't be as much of a comedy, and the art will be massively different. I've already started world building for it. The hope is that I can spend 2016 getting a gigantic back log built up, so that that comic's four year run will be seamless.

Expect more updates as time goes by. If there's anything with the comic that you want or want to see (wallpapers, comics about Foo, collections, etc), now is the time to ask for it. I did put a lot of thought into whether or not I would continue this comic, but my heart isn't in it, so it's really for the best that I end it.

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