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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
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Friday's quote
"The best part is when it explodes and goes everywhere!"
- Water Balloon Mastery, 1991 A.D.

Saturday's quote
"I've never met a brick house that didn't give me pleasure."
- Brick Mason J. J., 1967 A.D.

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"The winds of war push unstable fools forward."
- Adm. Falter, 1957 A.D.

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Eye see you
2014-09-12
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Eye see you Dialog: How about number one, or number two? What if number one took a number two? How about number two takes a number one? What if one took two too? Panel 1 Sound effect: CLICK! Voice: One... Panel 2 Sound effect: CLICK! Voice: ...or two? Patient: ummmm... I guess, two. Panel 3 Sound effect: CLICK! Voice: Three... Panel 4 Sound effect: CLICK! Voice: ...or four? Patient: Three? Panel 5 Sound effect: CLICK! Voice: One... Panel 6 Sound effect: CLICK! Voice: ...or two? Patient: I guess, one? Panel 7 Tape recorder: CLICK! Three... CLICK! ...or four? Patient: ummmm....


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comic search terms: Eye see you
comic dialog: How about number one, or number two? What if number one took a number two? How about number two takes a number one? What if one took two too?

Panel 1
Sound effect: CLICK!
Voice: One...
Panel 2
Sound effect: CLICK!
Voice: ...or two?
Patient: ummmm... I guess, two.
Panel 3
Sound effect: CLICK!
Voice: Three...
Panel 4
Sound effect: CLICK!
Voice: ...or four?
Patient: Three?
Panel 5
Sound effect: CLICK!
Voice: One...
Panel 6
Sound effect: CLICK!
Voice: ...or two?
Patient: I guess, one?
Panel 7
Tape recorder: CLICK! Three... CLICK! ...or four?
Patient: ummmm....
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Eye Exams
Gary
In all eye exams, I think this is happening. Once the image is no longer changing, the doctor has probably stepped out of the room for a cigarette break. Press play, walk out, "One or two? Three or four? Five or six? One or two?" THEY'RE ALL THE SAME! Sadly, they aren't all the same, they're just different types of broken.
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