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Always lie by Gary Marks

2008-03-19

Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Always lie
Dialog:
Panel 1
Jase: I'm so excited about the LAN party. It's going to be great!
Jacob: Yeah, I'm going to order a new drive for it.
Panel 2
Jase: You should do that soon. The party is this weekend. I'm just trying to decide what games I'm going to play.
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Jacob: That's my number, back in a bit.
Panel 3
Hope: Um.. hi.. I don't do this much, but I couldn't help noticing you, and I was wondering what you were doing this weekend.
Panel 4
Jase: I was going to a LAN.. we um I mean... uh.. I was planning on killing the Malaysian prime minister.
Hope: Heh.. you're cute, so 6pm for coffee and a 9pm movie?

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Lie lie lie
Gary
Unless you're one of the lucky few that's dating a geek, gamer, or someone who loves LAN parties, lie about going to one. No one understands, and almost anything would be considered better. You could say you're having a threesome with clown midgets and then killing new born babies in the hospital (no offense to midgets, clowns, or hospital workers. I love midgets, clowns, and hospital workers.. uh.. every chance I get?), and it would be better than saying your going to a LAN party. I mean.. after all... who really goes to a LAN party?

Well.. I guess I do. Hell I even flew to Rhode Island from Chicago for one. It was one hell of a LAN party though, and it introduced me to Universe at War, a real time strategy that eats up a chunk of my life now. If you're ever playing online and you see some fool building up a bunch of turrets, that could be me. I'll post my Live id at some point, or you can ask me, or send me yours and we can do battle.

TO BATTLE!

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