comic dialog: Panel 1
Caption: If this comic was a fine wine.... ...it would be weak and bitter.
Panel 2
Caption: if it was a roast beef sandwich... ...it'd be... ...well... ...it'd be disgusting
Panel 3
Caption: if it was a high end video card...it'd be obsolete.
Panel 4
Caption: if it was a twinkie... ...it'd be soft, spongy, and perfect.