comic dialog: Panel 1
Speaker: Just add water and watch it grow! Now have fun with the whole "Me-a" family,
Panel 2
Speaker: Me-a Clinton,
Panel 3
Speaker: Me-a Bush,
Panel 4
Speaker: and all the rest, available at many fine retailers.
Fine print: Warning: "Me-a Clinton" may spray spores, covering all near by surface area in a thick mold. "Me-a Bush" may cause all living things in the near by area to die, or wish they were dead.