comic dialog: Super Stick Man!
Why thank you.
Panel 1
Caption: Typing faster than a lonely man in an adult chat room!
Panel 2
Caption: Sleeping less than an insomniac in an Alaskan summer!
Super Stick Man: *YAWN*
Panel 3
Caption: Ingesting more caffeine than a lab rat in a no doze study!
Panel 4
Caption: It's a teenager. It's a kid at a rave. No! It's Programmer-man!