comic dialog: Panel 1
Caption: A guide to ripping down a ceiling. Step 1. Make a hole.
Panel 2
Caption: Step 2. Insert rod A in hole B
Gary: Hehe. Awww riiight.
Panel 3
Caption: Step 3. Pull down repeatedly on the rod
Panel 4
Gary: mommy...
Caption: Step 4. Pray to your god(s)
Viewers, don't try this at home Gary
No seriously. Pulling down massive amounts of weight onto one's own head, is often something people consider a bad idea, so don't try it. It is sorta fun though.