comic search terms: The fork of truth, part 1 of 2
comic dialog: Panel 1
Phil: Man, I really wish I didn't have to wear these glasses.
Panel 2
McCrackin: Well Hello, good sir. I have exactly waht you're looking for!
Panel 3
McCrackin: If you just take this fork and jab it into your eye, just right, your sight will be perfect. Plus the fork can be used to eat with, move things, pick things up, fish, etch user statistics, and a million other things!
Phil: oooOOOooo shiney!
Panel 4
Phil: How much would such a fancy device set me back?
McCrackin: Um, well, normally, something like this goes for $100k, but for you, only $48k.
Phil: Wow. I'd be a fool not to buy one.
Caption: To be continued next Friday.
The feaster and his fork of truth. Gary
Readers, don't try anything in this comic at home, or anywhere else. A special thanks to Jeremy Higgins how helped me come up with this joke.