comic search terms: The fork of truth, part 2 of 2
comic dialog: Panel 1
Phil: Hey! Come and look at what I just bought!
Jay: A fork?
Panel 2
Phil: Oh. You've heard about it then. I'm going to jam it into my eye, so I don't need glasses anymore.
Jay: Uh.. I could just go get you some contacts for like $50.
Phil: Nope. I already bought this. I'm vested.
Panel 3
Phil: Oowwwwwww!
Panel 4
Phil: Um. Hey. Could you help me make this fork work?
Jay: *sigh*