comic dialog: Hmmm... a twenty five cent steak or a fifty dollar steak? I want the twenty five cent one, it comes with extra botulism
Panel 1
Caption: There are certain things a person should be willing to go cheap on,
Buyer: oooOOOooo shiney!
Panel 2
Caption: and certain things in which they should not.
Driver: oooOOOooo crumbly!