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Caption: The author has bought lots of comics and is currently by passing sleep and food for the sheer enjoyment of reading. He will most likely return after he realizes that he has no more light, because we cut off his power. That'll show him. Ignoring use like a jock at a comic book convention. The punk!
Gary Marks: Wow! this is almost as good as porn! Oh wait, I have two eyes and my laptop has a battery! Oh... and look! TWO HANDS! Life is good.
Caption: Uh oh, it appears as if all is lost. Sorry loyal readers.
tired Gary
Soooooo tired... and sore.. it's uh... because of martial arts? Yeah, that's it. That's why I'm tired. It's got nothing to do with comic books.