Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Friday's quote "You can be either the hunter or the prey, or if you're lucky an outside observer." - (Unknown author), (Unknown date)
Saturday's quote "I don't know how relationships work, but I assure you that I can show you many ways in which they do not work." - (Unknown author), (Unknown date)
Sunday's quote "The best laid plan is one no one else can see." - (Unknown author), (Unknown date)
comic dialog: What's the old expression? 'Vagueness only works in modern art and art classes for the blind'
Panel 1
Balloonist: Help! There's a bomb in my balloon!
CB Operator: Oh my! What balloon are you in?
Panel 2
Balloonist: Yes, I got into a balloon and there's a bomb in it!
CB Operator: I understand that, but what balloon are you in?!
Panel 3
Balloonist: I'm in a hot air balloon.
CB Operator: ...
Panel 4
Sound effect: BOOM!
CB Operator: Oh. That one.
Gary
What can I say? I hate it when someone asks me for help, and then I ask them a direct question and I get a vague or unrelated statement back. I then ask the question again, and again, and after the third time, I really just get tired of the situation. If they don't know the answer, then just saying that works, but to not even try to answer the question is just annoying.