comic dialog: This heart replacement is great, until I have to eat.
Panel 1
Doc: Scalpel!
Nurse: But doctor, repairing the heart would take hours, and little Billy is waiting to see you with what might be a cold!
Panel 2
Doc: Well then, I guess there's no choice, but to go with plan B!
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Nurse: NO! Not PLAN B! We all agreed it was the worst possible plan.
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Doc: Well what would you have me do?! Little Billy is waiting and I can't see him until I finish here. PLAN B IT IS!
Panel 5
Sam: Uhhhh.. is.. is the surgery over?
Panel 6
Sam: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Panel 7
Sound effect: SNAP!
Panel 8
Sam: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Doc: Yeah. Something like that.
Gary
Oh the power of centrifugal force. Sometimes I'm really glad that surgeons don't follow the decision making process that other professions follow.