Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Wednesday's quote "When I'm hungry, I say, 'would you like to get something to eat', but when you're hungry you start a conversation with 'what are you doing tonight', why is that?" - Dr. Peter Maple on inter-gender communication, 2003 A.D.
Thursday's quote "Just remember, when a door closes, you only have a limited supply of air left." - A guide to robbing banks, 1988 A.D.
comic search terms: And so it responded, "Eh. Why not?"
comic dialog: Oh. Well, that's enlightening.
Panel 1
Jacob: WHY?!
Panel 2
Jacob: Why is there NOTHING here?!
Panel 3
Jacob: Why is it so dark, bleak, and empty? WHY?!
Panel 4
Jase: Because you forgot to turn on the lights, yet AGAIN.
Sound effect: CLICK!
Gary
One of the things I really like about the Jacob character, is that he can have a total escape from reality at anytime without the use of drugs.
For those who follow me on twitter and/or facebook, or read all of Monday's comment, I apologize. I occasionally get exhausted, right now is one of those times. That then gets compounded by annoyances with running into the same problem over and over again. Tack on that I get bored with things, and suddenly we get a trifecta of tiredness. When that happens, I just want a vacation. Sadly, that's not an option, so I'll have to find some way to muddle through it. I'll try to keep the comics funny, but every so often, they might have a dark side to them, like today's, but that actually might not be too far off of my norm anyways.
On another note, those who read Girls with Slingshots (a really good webcomic), can start visiting it again. They've fixed their server and malware issues. Hopefully most of their readership comes back.