comic dialog: Why did all the lasses love the one legged pirate?
Because, where ever he went, he always had wood.
What has wood and loves to dance?
Why, a peg leg, of course.
Panel 1
Caption: It be t'at day o' year again, t' don your hat, n' leave your den. A day o' mirth, a day o' cheer, a day t' sit n' down a beer, a day t' spit n' scream avast.
Start your talkin', t'is day it nay last.
Pirate Paul: *WINK* Tee Hee! Well, hello there sailor.
Ye'aarr Gary
In case ye not be know'n, today be talk like a pirate day, a fine day t' be aye. Originally I were goin' t' do a comic o' me gettin' run through by a pirate and n' assassin class from ta' Borderlands 2, t' show me split desires on this fine day. Instead, I be go'in with t'is comic. I hope ye all be like'n it. I also got a chance t' play Borderlands 2 for a few turns o' ta' glass after I been done a' loot'n fer ta' day. So far, it be a lot o' fun. It has t' same humor n' great game play o' t' original. I be give'n it ta' wild peg leg up. Once I have a few more turns o' ta' glass under me belt, I be talk'n more a'bout it. So far, I only be a meager level 7, jus ta' lilly livered cabin boy, so I really be at t' beginnin' still. Mostly, I be playin' as a sniper, clearin' out a section as much as I can from as many blocks away as I c'an. Much like a pirate, I be a' kill'n n' a loot'n, all when t'ay least be see'n me. It be a barrel o' fun. I have not tried t' multiplayer yet, but that's on t' plan t' try soon. I'll probably be use'n a different character class when I be try'n ta' multiplayer. I ba a shout'n out once I do. Well, back to yar loot'n, 'n enjoy ta' talk like a pirate day! Ye'aaarr!