comic dialog: Aren't you glad he didn't don his robe and wizard hat? That's a completely different type of story.
Panel 1
Caption: Deep in the bowels of the Wax Museum
Panel 2
Caretaker: Oh my! This one needs some work.
Panel 4
Caretaker: O magna cucurbita, ceram esse quam id nunc massa, ut et tibi serviant.
Panel 5
Caretaker: I sure am glad I took that community college Latin class.
Panel 6
Caretaker: Oh my! Look at that, closing time.
Panel 7
Caretaker: Vis modernum mea avatar? Illa stella, et illa Suus 'calidiora quam rem procul. Egestas modernum mea avatar?
Sound effect: CLICK!