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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Wednesday's quote
"The only thing I caught today was the flu."
- Catcher J. Smith, 1921 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Even the most complex ship can't sail with a hole through its hull"
- Captain Bluebeard, 1649 A.D.

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Canned jokes
2012-11-14
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Canned jokes Dialog: I'm really glad those weren't full of whoop ass. Panel 1 Samantha: What should I bring? What screams, "Accept me?" Panel 2 Mandy: Why are you so worried? If it's that stressful, you should just come with me to my parents' place. Samantha: Yeah, like THAT would be less stressful. Panel 3 Mandy: Good point. Ok. How about canned yams? Samantha: No. That screams, "Run away." Mandy: Creamed corn? Samantha: No. Jane already thinks Sam and I were an item. Mandy: Ok. Nothing creamed. Canned cranberries? Samantha: That does scream, "Eat me." Mandy: And you do love that. Samantha: I'm sold. Panel 7 Samantha: Alright, NOW it's screaming, "Run away."


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comic dialog: I'm really glad those weren't full of whoop ass.

Panel 1
Samantha: What should I bring? What screams, "Accept me?"
Panel 2
Mandy: Why are you so worried? If it's that stressful, you should just come with me to my parents' place.
Samantha: Yeah, like THAT would be less stressful.
Panel 3
Mandy: Good point. Ok. How about canned yams?
Samantha: No. That screams, "Run away."
Mandy: Creamed corn?
Samantha: No. Jane already thinks Sam and I were an item.
Mandy: Ok. Nothing creamed. Canned cranberries?
Samantha: That does scream, "Eat me."
Mandy: And you do love that.
Samantha: I'm sold.
Panel 7
Samantha: Alright, NOW it's screaming, "Run away."
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New people, kind of
Gary
A friend is opening for UFO on Sunday, November 18th, 7pm. So, if you're in Chicagoland, check them out. It's bound to be a fun show. You can find tickets here.

For those of you who have no idea who these two are, they're from a previous story arc, and they can be found by searching for Samantha and Mandy, in the character select, on the search page. They haven't been in many comics yet, but I was introducing them when I decided to stop doing story arcs, and now here I am, doing story arcs. Oh well, hope you enjoy them.
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