comic dialog: Look! I just made my cell phone disappear!
That's not sanitary.
Panel 1
The Host: Today we discuss an important matter when traveling on public transit, cell phone etiquette
The Host: Point #1, talk loudly... very loudly. In fact shout. Make certain it's easy for everyone to hear you, after all, people are very interested.
Panel 2
Caption: Especially when talking about finances,
OffenderMan: So yeah.. afterwards she was like, you owe me $150 for the tricks... and I'm all like, "Look you dumb broad, did you see me pay to ride the bus we're on? I'm broke."
Panel 3
Caption: ...relationships,
OffenderMan: She didn't believe me so I told her to get out! There was no way I was going to pay when my burning down below wouldn't let me enjoy it.
Panel 4
Caption: ... and dietary or medical concerns.
OffenderMan: Hahaha. I don't know which is worse, the burning then, or my gas now! Hah! I think that one wet the cloth!
