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Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily


Wednesday's quote
"There is no place one cannot see, when one really really has to pee."
- Recited by three drunken sailors, 1920 A.D.

Thursday's quote
"Wow! These computers can do everything! I bet they could even do my taxes!"
- Henry Janice, 1998 A.D.


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Silent but deadly
2013-05-15
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks: Silent but deadly 
Dialog: 
And with a puff of smoke, and a maniacal ninja laugh, the Jaguar was gone. 
  
Panel 1 
Hope (voice over): Then I saw the most amazing machine. 
Panel 2 
Hope (voice over): It was called a Jaguar, and it had graphics light years ahead of the other consoles. 
Panel 3 
Hope: It was going to revolutionize the industry... 
Panel 4 
Hope: ...and more importantly, it had the most realistic fighting game ever, Kasumi Ninja!


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comic dialog: And with a puff of smoke, and a maniacal ninja laugh, the Jaguar was gone.

Panel 1
Hope (voice over): Then I saw the most amazing machine.
Panel 2
Hope (voice over): It was called a Jaguar, and it had graphics light years ahead of the other consoles.
Panel 3
Hope: It was going to revolutionize the industry...
Panel 4
Hope: ...and more importantly, it had the most realistic fighting game ever, Kasumi Ninja!
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Gary
Sorry about the sketch, I was detained by work.

I'll admit it, when the Jaguar came out, I read reviews of it in game magazines, and I thought Kasumi Ninja would be amazing. It was, for its time, photo realistic, and full of gore. The backgrounds were multiple layers, and NINJAS. What more could one ask for? It turned out to be not so great a game (according to reviews), but I wanted it anyways. Sadly, Atari did a trial release of the Jaguar, so I wasn't able to get one, not that I'd have the money for one, even if they did release them in Chicago. Years later, when I was a working man; I ebayed one with Aliens VS Predator (really just for Aliens VS Predator). To me, that was the game that made the Jaguar worth all the pain. It's still a bit of a shame that they didn't just go all in with it and let it take off.

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