Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Monday's quote "I look at the world, and see all of its problems. That's why I have this job, and all of these vices, and the paycheck to pay for said vices." - Mr. Bradley, 1982 A.D.
Tuesday's quote "I love earth tones, and that is truely why I march my armies to certain death" - Caesar Pioat, 209 B.C.
comic dialog: Panel 1
Caption: Project XYZ is due in 3 weeks.
Developer: But, it's 3-months of work!
Project Manager: 3 weeks.
Panel 2
Developer: Grrr! There's never enough time! Perhaps if I had a time machine...
Panel 3
Caption: After a brief time machine tutorial...
Developer: Engage!
Panel 5
Caption: 3 Months Earlier...
Project Manager: Project XYZ is ue in 2 1/2 weeks.
Developer thought bubble: Must not have gone back far enough. I'll try again.
Panel 7
Project Manager: Project is due in 2 weeks.
Developer thought bubble: Still not far back enough.
Panel 8
Project Manager: ...1 week.
Panel 9
Project Manager: ...3 days.
Panel 10
Project Manager: ...tomorrow.
Panel 12
Caption: Earlier (pre-time travel...)
Project Manager: Developers spend too much time on projects! Perhaps if I had a time accelerator...