Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Monday's quote "Three blind mice, and you still couldn't catch them?!" - Farmer Joe, 1805 A.D.
Tuesday's quote "They say meditation gives one a deep understanding of themselves. If that's the case, then I guess it means I'm very very tired and very very bored." - Shodan Ping, 2005 A.D.
comic dialog: Title: Minimal: Tech Wars - "Double Trouble" by SC
Panel 1
Project Manager: I want Project QRS completed by the end of the week!
Developer: That's impossible!
Project Manager: Make it happen.
Panel 2
Developer: Stupid Boss! There's too much work for one person! Perhaps if there were more than one of me...
Panel 3
Caption: Later...
Developer: I've learned cloning. I'll create two more of me to handle all of the work.
Panel 4
Developer: You two will handle all of the work from now on.
Developer Clone A: Gotcha.
Developer Clone B: OK.
Panel 5
Developer: While my clones are doing the work, I can take a well-deserved break.
Panel 6
Caption: Meanwhile, the clones get to thinking...
Developer Clones: ...there's too much work! Perhaps if there were more than one of me...
Panel 7
Caption: ...and so it goes...
Developer Clones: ...if there were more than one of me... ...more than one of me...
Panel 8
Developer: ...and in the end, no work was getting done. So, I had to scrap the plan.
Panel 9
Co-worker: So, what happened to the clones?
Developer: We settled things with a monkey knife fight.
Gary
Sorry about the late post on this one, I've been sick since Friday, and I fell asleep last night before remembering to post the comic. This is part two of a four part guest comic. The Halloween comics start on Monday, and the Halloween contest will start tomorrow, if I can get the site up, if not, it will also start on Monday and run late.