Fake quote(s) to use in every day life.
Updated daily
Wednesday's quote "When you march into battle, remember that the only peace you'll find is at the end of your blade, or at the bottom of a grave!" - Capt. C. H. Argee, 1841 A.D.
Thursday's quote "If no two apples are exactly the same, then why do they all cost the same amount?" - Dillan Smothers, 1955 A.D.
Friday's quote "I'd spin a web of lies, if I was drunker, but right now everything seems stable." - T. Beck, 2010 A.D.
comic dialog: Panel 1
Project Manager: Complete Project ABC. Assist with project XYZ. And, start Project QRS.
Developer: Are you serious?!
Project Manager: Get itdone.
Panel 2
Developer: Grrr! I always have too much work! I'm not a machine... ...or am I?...
Panel 3
Caption: An idea later...
Developer: I'll add a computer chip to my brain so I can think faster.
Panel 4
Project Manager: Complete Project EFG. Assist with Project TUV. And...
Developer: Done...yesterday.
Panel 5
Caption: Another idea later...
Developer: I'll add a keyboard interface to myself so that I can type faster.
Panel 6
Project Manager: Complete Project NOP. Assist with...
Developer: Done...last week.
Panel 7
Developer: Finished with work again. Now, I'll add to myself a SmartPhone, an Xbox, a 3D monitor...
Panel 8
Caption: Uh oh...
Developer: ...a tablet, a Bluetooth, a camera, a movie player, a microwave...
Panel 9
Caption: Technophiles Annonymous
Developer: Hi. My name is Jacob. And I have a problem.
Group: Hi Jacob.
Mmmmm tech Gary
Wow. This one hits close to home. The problem is, once you've installed the upgrade, they're near impossible to resell, so you might as well make the most out of them.