comic dialog: They're also much skeevier, wait... no... don't look at the output of what I'm thinking! Everyone wonders about Crisco, six bars of butter, and midgets.
Panel 1
Jacob: Muhahahaha! Excellent!
Panel 2
Jane: Uh oh. What are you working on, now?
Jacob: Hmmm? Oh? What? Right. I'm... ah... just working on a device that captures what people think instead of what they say.
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Jane: Made any progress?
Jacob: Yes. I've been using it successfully on people for two weeks now.
Jane: Find out anything interesting or important?
Jacob: Not really. It seems people are just ruder and cheekier in their head.
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Jane: Well that's five million in R&D funding well spent.