Comic dialog
Was it one box or two that I started with? Eh, doesn't matter, I mean.. it's not like I lit them, or did I?
Panel 1
Sound Effect: *knock* *knock* *knock* *knock*
Panel 2
Sound Effect: *DING DONG!* *DING DONG!*
Happy Home Owner: I'm coming! I'm coming!
Panel 3
Jacob: Trick or treat!
Panel 4
Happy Home Owner: But it's not Halloween.
Jacob: But I said "Trick or treat".
Panel 5
Happy Home Owner: But you don't even have a costume on.
Panel 6
Jacob: Look here. I came to this house with a box full of M-80s. Said box is now empty, so, I'll repeat myself, one last time. Trick OR Treat?
Gary Author Comments aka Comic News
Open your eyes Adult content below, only read if you're an adult, if you're not, jump to the videos below.
Wow, the world really isn't observant. So, I'm heading back to where I stay in Chicago, coming from the dojo, and I step on the el (Chicago's name for its elevated train/subway), and I immediately notice a guy and girl kissing passionately. Now the car I got on is packed, so I had to wait a stop to get a seat. The guy and girl are still passionately kissing, her hand is in his lap with a coat draped over it, and her upper arm is twitching, moving slightly. To me, it's quite obvious she's jacking him off. It was obvious when I stepped on to the el that this was happening, and upon second glance, I was one hundred percent certain. I laugh. They continue on for maybe ten stops, about twenty minutes. I try to read some, but it is kind of distracting, since it's so obvious. I mean, kudos for them. It probably takes a lot of guts, and it is probably one hell of a rush for them, since most people are super self conscious about that portion of their body, specifically in relation to that act. The part that gets me, is that only one other person on the el notices. The other twenty to thirty people are oblivious, reading, talking to each other, talking on their phone, and staring at nothing (aka trying their best to make eye contact with nothing and no one). Eventually, probably because she had to maintain a slower speed to be less noticeable, or because she wanted things more free of garments and easier, they get up and walk to a partially sectioned off part of the el car (next to where the driver would be if this was the lead car), so she can finish him off. No one takes notice, but this other guy. And of course she proceeds to finish him off. During which, the other guy who notices, comes and sits next to me, I think he wanted to make sure it really happened since no one else reacted at all. We joked a little about everyone being oblivious and how strange it was, then he went back over to his seat to finish watching his live show, as two continued to the guy's climax. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. Other times, it's been women going down on guys or jacking them, but off in their car, on the street or highway. I can kind of get people missing that more, since the drivers have to pay attention to the road, but this one... How did we survive back when we lived in the forests and had to spot prey and predators? Ok, I'm going to end this babbling. I find it strange, end of story.
Non-adults, start reading again.
Actually, I kind of don't have anything to say in this section. Oh, the joke for today comic I got before finding these videos, but one of them, kind of sort of, has some similarish threads/jokes. Enjoy.