Gary
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Hijinks Ensue sketch
Sorry it's an old, bad joke, and you've probably heard it before. Last week was, difficult, to say the least. So, when I try to think up something funny, I normally turn to my past and look for humor. This time, I looked at my past and saw nothing funny. It was a really bad week, but this week has been better.
Original version:
A guy walks into a bar, the next guy ducks.
Alternates to this comic:
Three men walk into a bar, and each one felt like a star.
Three men walk into a bar, KLANG!
Three men walked into a bar, but the stars got to their head.
Three men walk into a bar, there's nothing funny about that!
Three men walked into a hard rod, and it made each of them feel like a star.
A priest, a reverend, and a rabbi walked into a bar, their god saved none of them.
Three blind mice wouldn't have had this problem. (yes, it's a short joke)
Three men walked into a pole, just to see if it was hard.
Why did the pole always hang around? It liked to get head.
Three men walked into a bar, oh, right, it's an election year.
Star light, star bright, these three fellows don't look alright.
What other alternate jokes did I miss? Let me know in the comments below.
Also, a little while ago, Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue was doing a sketch drive, which I think I tweeted, well, I got a sketch from it, and from another one he did. The one from the first drive came in a couple weeks back, and I've been meaning to post it here, because it's really funny, but I wanted to make sure it got the full exposure I could for it in a post, again, because I like it. So, without further ado, here it is.
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