Gary
Author Comments aka Comic News
Ladies and gentlemen start your shopping carts!
Well, we've all been here before, setting up traps to make sure no one else can make it into a store we want to enter, all because we want to shop in a nice clam relaxed atmosphere filled with fear. It's kind of like prepping for the zombie apocalypse, minus all hording of food and water, and ending in a jail sentence instead of a horrible cannibal like death.
Ok, so maybe this isn't something I should be pushing, after all the shopping season (can you believe it's a "season?") isn't something to be made fun of. It's something to be dreaded, feared, and avoided with extreme prejudice. So, this Friday, lock your doors, board up your windows, spring load your side walk, and find a dark corner of your basement to rock yourself to sleep in as the day of chaos takes place. Then, on Saturday, peak out the crack in the boards covering your windows, and see if civilization still exists, or if your house is just surrounded by ruins and death. This will let you know if you have to go into work on Monday, or if you can sit back, relax, and catch up on some comic books.
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