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Saucy mistress steam
2013-12-30
Remove R Comic (aka rm -r comic), by Gary Marks:Saucy mistress steam Dialog: What? Every self respecting nerd has a Duck Hunt gun, aka "the Zapper," OK really aka "NES Zapper," but that's less cool. Like that's only Fez cool, not quite bow tie cool. Panel 1 Jacob: ...shoooot meeee.... Cassandra: Woah... Are you alright? Jacob: Steam. Sale. Can't leave. Discount games. Panel 2 Cassandra: Then I asked him when would he have time to play all the games he bought... I swear officer, I didn't know he had a gun. *sob* *sob* *sob* ...I didn't know.


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What? Every self respecting nerd has a Duck Hunt gun, aka "the Zapper," OK really aka "NES Zapper," but that's less cool. Like that's only Fez cool, not quite bow tie cool.

Panel 1
Jacob: ...shoooot meeee....
Cassandra: Woah... Are you alright?
Jacob: Steam. Sale. Can't leave. Discount games.
Panel 2
Cassandra: Then I asked him when would he have time to play all the games he bought... I swear officer, I didn't know he had a gun. *sob* *sob* *sob* ...I didn't know.

Gary
Author Comments aka Comic News


Yup, steam sales are like my version of a gym membership, something I pay for but almost never use. It's sad, but it's to keep the hope alive that someday, I too will have time to play the games I've bought.

Also, don't worry, I'm invoking "cartoon rules," which basically means, no matter how many times the main character dies, they don't actually die.

On a lighter not, I've bought three discount games (so far) during this steam sale.
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Apr 2 2007->Oct 31 2015

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