If You Give a Zombie Coffee
Written By Juliana Palmcook

If you give a zombie coffee, he might ask for cream and sugar.
He might want a dough-nut.
If you give the zombie a dough-nut he might ask to sit on your couch.
He might leave an odor.
If you let the Zombie sit on your couch he might want to read a book.
He might want a bookmark.
If you give the zombie a bookmark he might put the book down.
You might have to worry if the zombie is still hungry.
If the zombie is still hungry he might ask for something more to eat.
You might want to take him to the fridge.
If the zombie opens the fridge, he might want to be amused while eating.
You might suggest that you sing and dance while he eats.
If the zombie is amused and is still hungry then you might have to plan an escape.
You might have to put a DVD on for him to watch and microwave some popcorn.
If the Zombie watches the movie and is eating popcorn, you might tell him you have to go to the store.
If the zombie asks why? You might want to tell him to buy more food.
You might want to make a run for it now...
I mean if the Zombie is still hungry.