comic dialog: Don't worry baby. Haven't you heard? It's very difficult for a panda to impregnate. So difficult in fact, we're on the most endangered species list. Don't you want to give an endangered animal a little hope?
Hope yes. Me no.
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Jane: I really wish I could say this was the strangest Halloween I've ever had. *sigh* How'd we get a dungeon down here?
Jase: Jacob's been decorating... ...at least, I hope that's how we got it.
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Jase: So, um... any of you ever been chained up before? Actually, never mind, I don't want to know.
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Cassandra: All I know is, if a guy in a panda outfit comes through that door, I'm using my safe word.
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Jane: You have a safe word?
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Definitely. I got one after that panda incident in 2007. You should get one too. You never know when a panda will pop up.
Safe Gary
Ok, I'm pretty certain this is how safe words work, but it gave me the chance to fill everyone's mind with some dude in a panda suit. Don't thank me just yet. Just take a moment to savor the image, and the moment.
Reminder, Monday is the last day to enter the Halloween contest, so get your entries done and submitted.